An Open-Letter Rant Regarding the Arbitrivial Nature of Human Beings.
I have been quite enamored of late with the “new” trend in simplification, organization, and getting things (fucking) done. Read enough blogs and self-help books, and eventually you will find yourself encouraged to declare and maintain a Keystone Habit. I thought it sounded hokey, which is a really polite way of saying, “I thought it […]
You know how a teenager picks a word of the week and uses it so often that hearing it makes you want to gouge out your own eyes? No? Maybe that’s just me. That’s okay. I’ma tell you fools anyway. Because in this post, you guys are the teenager, and I am the eye-gouging victim. […]
WTF is “Super Soul Sunday”? Super Soul Sunday is an Oprah series which, according to the official Super Soul Sunday About page, “delivers a thought-provoking, eye-opening and inspiring block of programming designed to help viewers awaken to their best selves and discover a deeper connection to the world around them.” Right. But who cares? The badass […]
What’s Up Wenzday Point #1: A Note of Clarification — Last week I tried something new. I’ve been very unhappy with this nonsensical, elongated winter bullshit, to the point that I have actually considered driving over to Punxsutawney, PA and looking for Phil so I can punch him in his stupid groundhog-ish little wiener. He […]
One of my friends gets annoyed that I don’t respond to comments more often. We shall refer to this friend as “Frappe” because that’s what I’m drinking right now and it is so freaking yummy, you just don’t even know. So Frappe gets all peeve-ish and is like, “You have to do it, Andi-Roo.” Then […]
In my never-ending quest to better myself, and thus this bloggy-blog, while remaining true to my obnoxious and vociferous personality, I read several blogs in varying genres. I often find inspirational material, and some pretty terrific Do-It-Yourself types of things. Like, how to do this-n-that, and why, and on which planet. I recently took a […]
I wondered how other bloggers did it. I wondered how bloggers always manage to respond to comments so quickly. I wondered how they are able to be so active in conversations on Twitter and Facebook so regularly. I wondered how they are able to be so immediately accessible on so many different platforms. I wondered […]
There is a reason Captain America is the first Avenger. Remember that scene in Captain America where Steven Rogers throws himself onto a grenade in order to protect everyone else from its blast? That was like, super heroic, right? I mean, it wasn’t a real grenade, but the puny little private didn’t know that. He […]
So, the 85th Academy Awards happened, and there was an Oscars Party. Because why even bother writing about the 85th Academy Awards for six (now seven!) straight weeks if you don’t plan to have fun at the end. Right? But OMG — some of the parts were not very fun. First off, the Oscars Party […]
Hipster Reveal: I never liked StumbleUpon. In the interest of fair and honest reporting, I should state right up front that I was never really a fan of StumbleUpon in the first place. I mean, I wasn’t in full-on hate mode or anything; it just wasn’t my bag, baby. I have a difficult enough time […]
