Oh yeah… Hi, I’m the “Hubz” as my wife likes to call me on her “bloggy-blog”.
I’m the Content Manager – Want to be my Facebook Fan?
I just started my own Facebook page. I know, I know… How narcissistic of me, right? I just figure since my wife (Andi-Roo) loves to mention me all the time in her blog and since I am the “behind-the-scenes” Content Manager guru person, that I should get to be famous and loved by many in the blogosphere/Facebook too. I think that’s fair… You?
You don’t agree, I can see that… Well, let’s just imagine for a moment that you came to Andi-Roo’s Bloggy-Blog here and found NO IMAGES?!?! This could happen. If I chose to not take care of her post for her, she would be forced to write posts with no images. Also… No videos! It is also quite possible that her font selections and such could be quite wonky. Also, imagine a blog written by Andi-Roo that didn’t crash every so often because her wonderful Content Managing “Hubz”, got a little over zealous with plug-ins and dreams of the “ultimate blog”. You know you’d miss that!
Say Good-Bye to Andi-Roo’s Facebook Fans!
If it wasn’t for me, Andi-Roo would have NO Facebook Fans. She would have taken her Facebook account down from the Internet, thrown it through the window into a pile of burning glitter and then stomped on it for good measure. In case I didn’t make it clear… Andi-Roo (my wife) hates Facebook and everything that goes along with it! Don’t get me wrong… She loves her fans, it’s just the other bit where you have to own a personal Facebook account in order to have a Facebook page that she disdains.
As part of my “duties” as Content Manager here at The World 4 Realz, I shame my wife into making her daily trip to Facebook in order to post some content to her Facebook page. This is just one more excellent reason that you would want to like my page because… I’m telling you right now. ANYONE who can “make” Andi-Roo bend to their will is a very special person indeed!
A few other miscellaneous reasons why you should be my Facebook Fan.
I was a Boy Scout. I mean… How much better does it get? Content Manager/Smart-ass AND Boy Scout?! Just think of how useful I could be should there ever be a zombie apocalypse or some really annoying asshole who needs to be put in their place!! Definitely a great reason to like my Facebook page.
I have been known, on occasion, to cook some pretty excellent food. I’m not saying that this makes any difference to anyone who would be my Facebook Fan, but it certainly can’t hurt. Just don’t ever ask Andi-Roo about the “cinnamon” incident…
My family considers me their tech support. Actually… Let’s scratch this reason. I get enough calls from my family wondering why their Netflix/Internet/Printer/Mouse (it’s the batteries)/Random computer program/router (unplug it, wait 20 seconds, then plug it back in)/Modem (see router)/speakers won’t work right. I don’t think I could handle all of my Facebook Fans calling me every time their mouse ran its batteries down.
I don’t know shit about cars. I know, this doesn’t immediately seem like a great reason to like me on Facebook, but I assure you that it is. See… There are guys and then there are “car guys”. I’m a guy. Car guys on the other hand won’t be able to shut up about their twin cam, high shaft, shit-mobile that they just bought off of some douche-bag on CraigsList who didn’t know what he had and they got it for WAY less than it was worth. Then they will proceed to bore you with meaningless car words until you aren’t sure if you’re awake or not. Finally… You pinch yourself and realize that you never want to talk to that moron again. I PROMISE you… I’m not that guy!
I’m sure that I could come up with some other GREAT reasons to get you to like my Facebook Fan page, but honestly… I’m tired of trying to be witty here. It takes a lot out of me. That’s why my wife writes this damn blog and I do the pretty pictures. Stick with what you’re good at, they say. If you have any requirements of me that I must meet before you will like my Facebook Fan page, please list them in the comment section. I will do my best to accommodate any reasonable requests.