Dear Electric Pencil Sharpener,
I’m so grateful I purchased you, even though your price was a bit more than I originally had in mind. But really, I’ve missed having one of you around. You make the kids’ homework so much easier, and grocery lists so much less frustrating.
Welcome home, Love.
Dear Online Registration,
You were so easy to navigate that I’m not sure whether I should be happy or sad. I mean, it’s great that my little boy is going to college now, but couldn’t you have been a bit more of a pain? Now my baby is all grown up and attending classes on campus. And sometimes, he doesn’t even come home for dinner.
I blame you.
When you make the cat (Dagny) jump around in circles, and then you get all cracked up over it, which in turn makes you snort… yeah. That makes my evening. Also, singing “What do you want from me?” while stomping in the shower? Priceless. Wish I had that recorded.
Awesome-ness, sweet pea.
I miss you.
Dear Coffee at 4am,
You taste so, so good. Only an orange Danish roll could increase your value. We should try that out, next time insomnia hits. Not that you aren’t lovely all on your own. Just saying, you know, let’s get crazy.
Dear TribeUp NYC,
I can’t even think how to convey my excitement. Speechless, I am. Not literally, but, you know.
Can’t wait to Tweet, “New York, I am in you!”
But damn — that is going to be one long drive from Ohio…
You two are absolutely the most awesome peeps on the planet. Can’t wait to knock you over with huge, gigantic, super unprofessional hugs. I’ll try not to get too much glitter in your eyes.
(my hubz, not @thefadderly who is also named Jesse and is also pretty cool in that not-my-hubz kind-of-way),
I don’t think you know how much I adore you. I’ll try to think of some words.
You give good chocolate.