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4 Realz Vocabulariez

I have my own personal lexicon
which might throw you off if you are not a friend of mine, or not
someone who reads my posts regularly, or not a nutcase, or not kewl. I
have put together a few of my most commonly used terms which might
assist you in your studies.

Arbitrivial

A conglomeration of arbitrary and
trivial drivel.

BAU5

Teenagery or hipster or online meme
slang (I’m unsure
which) for something that is “boss”, by which I mean soaked in
awesome-sauce.

Bloggy-Blog

How I refer to my gorgeous online
creation. She is
alive and will hunt you down if you disparage her. I try to keep her
chained, but sometimes she has a mind of her own and can be a bit of a
bitch, truth be told. *sorries*

iPoodle

Well it’s an iPod of course. Gosh.

For Realz

Descriptive of something totally
true and completely
lacking in exaggeration. Except for sometimes when it means the
opposite of that. It’s a grey area. You’ll have to use your best
judgment.

 

Haterz

Ones who hate. Because they suck,
natch.

Kewl

The fact I have to tell you what
this means saddens me
immensely, which is very un-kewl. You know what? I’m not going to do
it. Figure it out, slug.

Kitteh

Better than a kitten because it’s
just that much more adorable. Trust.

Mommy-kins

Any mother worth a damn. That would
be Andi-Roo, party of one.

Natch

Short for “naturally”. Because it’s
too long and boring to spell it out, and sometimes you feel like a nut.

 Shaddup

“Shut up”. Stupid-head.

Shizzle

I thought I made up this word, but
my sister assures me
that Snoop Dog was using it first. That means you already know what it
means so why are you even looking it up here?

Skadoolie

A much better way to pronounce the
word “schedule”.
It’s more fun to say it my way. Try it. You’ll like it. And if you
don’t, well fuck off then.

Them InterWebs

A fond, romantic merging of the
terms “Internet” and
“Web sites”. I should credit my brother-in-law with this creation, but
sometimes he is a wanker, so I’m going to take full credit.

Wippy-doodle

Work in Progress — or my “WIP” as it’s commonly referred to in writing circles

 

***Please let me know if you
run across anything that is not on this list and should be. It’s hard
to keep up with all the words I make up!

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