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Sometimes there is paella, but more often than not you must
settle for chicken nuggets with a large side of boxed macaroni (no
ketchup, please). Another thing to keep in mind: Nobody puts Andi-Roo
in corner. And also, *HAPPY* is a choice, so pick it & get
there, because nobody else is going to want to clean up your sorry mess.

My *MISSION*, should I choose to accept it: Fix the world by
pointing out all its various flaws, one choice item at a time.(
Someone’s got to do it, & I’m fairly handy with a red pen.)
Happily, I do accept. Thank you for offering! No, for realz…