I keep reading all these icky updates. Facebook, Twitter, the Blogosphere — it seems like everyone, everywhere is talking about how awesome it was to visit graveyards this past weekend. And it’s giving me the heebs. Not because I’m an unpatriotic asshole (although this may or may not be true, depending upon your definitions of […]
Archives for May 2013
Boobs FTW
FTW = For the Win. NOT Fuck the World. Just wanted to make sure you know what I’m talking about over here. Because I’m not trying to fuck the world with my boobs. I’m WINNING at boobs. Amazon.com Widgets Why Boobs FTW? Because I haz them. And they are pretty goddamn cool. I mean, I […]
What’s Up Wenzday 05/15/13 — Boob Job Edition!
“What’s Up Wenzday” is getting a boob job. Or botox. Or a tummy-tuck. Or something. I’m changing my “What’s Up Wenzday” format for a few reasons, the first of which is that I can if I want to. Reason number two is that my hubz kind of hates these posts since they are all over […]
I Gave Birth to Aliens.
No, not really, obvs. But I could have. You don’t know. It’s totally possible that I gave birth to aliens. I mean, it’s not entirely unbelievable. It might have happened. Here’s what how it went down. Last week I developed this painful pimple-thing on the back of my neck. I know, I know, TMI. […]
WTF is Pinterest Good For?
No, I’m really asking. WTF is Pinterest Good For? You guys, I really don’t understand why everyone is all excited about Pinterest. Seriously. I want to “get” it, but I just can’t seem to figure out what the big deal is. I avoided it for the longest time, because it was described to me as […]
A-Z Tidbits Part 2 — #AtoZChallenge
R, S, U, and Z are for UNDERWRITERS checking credit REPORTS for SECURED Credit Cards which are ZERO Risk! When our finances got “behind”, we considered selling our children on the black market, but realized this would be an impossible crime to hide from authorities; also, we very much enjoy our children’s company, so we […]
A-Z Tidbits Part 1— #AtoZChallenge
I is for I fell behind! … and that’s okay. Falling behind, falling down, falling to the wayside, falling off the wagon, falling angels, falling all over myself, falling, falling, lala-lala-la… That shit happens, you know? It just does. And I won’t kid myself that this was THE LAST TIME. Nope. I will […]