Social Media + Blogging Schedules My hubz and I got into this huge discussion today about the necessity for keeping to a schedule with regard to publishing blog posts. You can probably guess from my typical blasé approach that I was taking the “Fuck it” route. As the Numbers Guy behind my bloggy-blog, my hubz […]
Archives for December 2012
My Life Plan Week 5 — Plans & Targets & Whatnot
“Plans are worthless, but planning is everything.” ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower I’m currently creating My Life Plan between now and the end of the year. You should totally do one too! And bring over your My Little Ponies so we can play together. It’ll just be the MOST! There might even be tea and […]
What is Autism? (You’re Wrong.)
I about shit my pants when I saw some crap on Facebook incorrectly, and very insultingly, “defining” Autism. While I’m probably not the person most qualified to break this down for your ass, I’m certainly the most loud-mouthed person to take on this topic. *** What is Autism? Facebook Answer: Most […]
Gun Control — Can You Hear Me Now?
I was wondering if a long enough amount of time had passed since the Sandy Hook shootings that we could have a rational discussion about guns. From the reaction I received on Facebook, the answer would be a sharply resounding “NO” that bursts your eardrums as it whizzes by your face in the form […]
What’s Up Wenzday 12/26/12
WHAT’S UP WENZDAY POINT #1: A NOTE OF CLARIFICATION — I need more Sharpies. That is all. Wait, that’s not all. Today is the day after Christmas, so I should probably say something about that. It was merry and whatnot. There were gifts, one of which was a new Keurig! *hoorayz! and there […]
Dear Everyone to Whom I Would Have Sent Christmas Cards
… if I did that sort of thing. I always MEAN to send cards. I really do. I have all these great intentions of sitting down over Thanksgiving weekend and busting out with the Merries and the Hollies and the Hoo-rahs and the Go-Go-Gadget-Decorations-Galore. But it just doesn’t happen. Because of REASONS. WHY I DON’T […]
Christmas Letters
It’s about to be all Christmas and whatnot, which sucks for my blogging schedule. I had this other post planned which had to do with the fact that it’s not fair how sucky writing and crappy blogs get high page ranks because they do all this spammy bullshit that apparently works. But that topic is […]
Restrooms Shouldn’t Make Me Angry
This is going out during the Holiday Season, when everyone will be visiting restrooms at other people’s houses, but really my complaints apply year-round. I mean, unless you have IBS, you probably shit more than once a year, right? You might even pee-pee once or twice in the coming months. So if you own a […]
Life Plan Week 4 — Dreams and Goals
You must have long-range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short-range failures. ~ Charles C. Noble I’m creating a Life Plan between now and the end of the year. You should totally do one too! I already asked you a couple times, and you keep not answering me. Do my armpits stink […]
Holla if You Are Here Today
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE TODAY? Okay, the fact that you’re even reading this is a bunch of bullshit, because it means that December 21, 2012 came and went with nary an apocalypse. You are here today on the interwebz, scrolling and trolling and just generally going about your business as usual. I must say, […]
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